I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
My vagina just recognized that song.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
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