I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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