i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
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