I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
he shaved USA in his pubs
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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