Whoa Z and x make the same sound
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
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