dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
COCAINE IS GR8
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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