I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I just gift wrapped bread.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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