i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Enjoy the penises
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