That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
Randomize
