we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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