Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
and you fell through a lawn chair
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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