I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
