Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
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