Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
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