You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
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