hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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