it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
did i just pee glitter
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
He has the fingertips of a God
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