It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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