If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Dignity is for republicans.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
Randomize