Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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