Sry I called you an 8
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize