You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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