Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Randomize
