I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
My brain says no but my pants say off.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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