this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Who died my cat blue again?
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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