To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
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