And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
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