it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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