i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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