Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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