you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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