in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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