I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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