So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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