i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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