do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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