we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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