whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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