Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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