Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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