Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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