I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
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