I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
