Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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