I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
a search helicopter?!
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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