thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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