I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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