just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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