So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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