Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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