not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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