It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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