When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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