these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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