You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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