lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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