fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
